Top 40 Radio in 1963, Lawyers Entertain in 1953, Arthur Godfrey in 1969, Testing the Microphone in 1967, North Dakota Knickerbockers, and an Arrogant Blue-Nose Browbeats a Citizen.

I'll start off with some good old Top 40 Radio recordings, as those seem to be among the most popular things I share. Here is just over an hour of such programming, from WEAM, a powerhouse in Arlington, Virginia. One caveat - Vintage Top 40 recordings are usually the most interesting to folks due to the material between the songs - the commercials, the DJ patter, etc. That's what you'll get in the first 32 minutes here. The second side of the tape (the final 32 minutes) are far more edited and mostly feature the local and national hits of the day. 

I remain amazed, as I always am by tapes of this vintage, by the fact that the standard procedure on these stations seemed to be to play one song, then a commercial, then another song, then another commercial, etc. 

And maybe I'm just being dense (which is not at all unlikely), but I cannot for the life of me figure out the point of one line in a cigarette commercial, one which (I was actually impressed to hear) encouraged only adults to smoke. It features the following line: "Lucky Separates the Men from the Boys.... But Not From the Girls". Huh? 

Download: WEAM, Top Forty Radio, Arlington, Virginia, 1963

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Now, here's a tape which is a real time capsule, and a fascinating look at a very specific time and place. For here we have 30 or so minutes of various entertainments as they were provided to a convention of lawyers in 1953. There is a small vocal group with piano who sing a few songs at the start, and later a folk singer type who sings some slightly bawdy material, then, at the end, a bit of a racy story - the sound quality gets poor near the end and the tape runs out before we get to the end of the story.

This was clearly a room full of nothing but (or very nearly nothing but) male lawyers, which is no surprise, given the date. And as befits a show geared towards a very male group of highly educated professionals, in 1953, the centerpiece of this tape, and clearly the bit which was meant as the highlight of the entertainment, is what I would, in retrospect call its lowlight: a sketch in which a group of lawyers present what a lawyers' coffee klatch / card playing session would look like if all of the lawyers behaved and talked as their wives do, when at their own get togethers. Ho ho ho. It's cringeworthy.  

Download: Entertainment at a Lawyers' Convention, 1953

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Here's a short, fun little tape I listened to for the first time recently. I don't know if this was a syndicated program or if The Knickerbockers were local to North Dakota, but for 11 1/2 minutes, they provided a performance of what were, even in 1951, some old-timey songs for the listeners of WDAY. The show was called "Harmony Lane", and the reference to the recent death of a songwriter (who also was a professional boxer!) nicely provides us with a date for this program. 

Download: Harmony Lane, with The Knickerbocker Four on WDAY, North Dakota, 1951

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I have been periodically sharing the contents of several tapes which feature Chicago radio icon Jack Eigen, including in my last post. What I'd forgotten about those tapes (until I pulled them out) is that they also contain some recordings of the syndicated program hosted by Arthur Godfrey. The show ran for under an hour (I would assume after a newscast). 

I have said repeatedly that I don't particularly enjoy Jack Eigen's shows and don't fully understand the appeal. But Eigen's shows were award-worthy compared with these late-era Godfrey shows (and, I'm guessing, the same could be said about earlier examples of his show, which ran for decades). Godfrey has a small band of sycophants who laugh at all of his cringeworthy jokes (as bad as any of the laughing goons heard today on hundreds of local morning radio shows), does live, boring reads for a variety of cheap products, and generally provides morning entertainment seemingly designed to put the listener back to sleep. Ecch. 

I suppose my reaction to these shows could also be influenced by having read many things about what an enormous jackass Godfrey was. 

I have more of these - please let me know if you want to hear them. And why. 

Download: The Arthur Godfrey Show, 5-22-69

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Here's a fun - and then later, a bit boring - fairly brief tape, presumably from 1967. I'm honestly including this one mostly for completeness sake - what's on the other side (below) is MUCH more interesting. But the opening segment, in which a couple of kids sing two fairly disparate top 40 hits from 1967, is pretty entertaining. From there on out, it's sort of a slog through a lot of microphone tests, first with interminable "number" tests and then checking the levels via reading of local news reports. Then you'll be ready for the fireworks on the other side of the tape... 

Download: Unknown - A Few Hits from 1967 and Lots of Microphone Testing

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I really shared the above tape for a sense of completeness, as it is the second side of the tape which is more interesting, and I would say, by far the most compelling recording I am sharing today. 

The Women's Christian Temperance Union, which was founded in Ohio but has been based in Evanston, IL for more than a century, was one of the premier driving forces behind Prohibition, if not the single biggest driver of the movement that led to it. And of course, what the bluenoses at the WCTU couldn't foresee in the late 19th Century and early 20th Century was that Prohibition would give rise to the ever increasing success organized crime, a problem that has never left us since.  (As I've mentioned in passing, my maternal grandfather was the spokesman for the WCTU in the 1920's and early 1930's (prior to his moving on to radio work and nationwide media prominence), to my mother's eternal embarrassment.)

Anyway, even though this is from the flip side of the tape above, I can't assume it's also from 1967. Because the flip side also contained some extremely badly recorded excerpts from 1950's Liberace TV episode. So it really could be from any point from the mid-1950's on. 

Regardless of the date, this is an amazing and despicable recording. A Mrs. Mars, of the WCTU, calls a locally prominent man (he doesn't seem to be a politician, but he seems to be a citizen of some significant influence). I am not sure I've gotten his name right - it sounds like Lusford, but could well be something else. Mrs. Mars records the call and makes no mention of this to the man she is calling - I don't know if that was illegal at the time or not. My supposition is that she wanted to have proof of whatever it was he might say, should she later wish to undercut his influence or catch him in a later contradiction or lie. She seems to have no problem recording herself engaging in her own inexcusable behavior - no doubt because she had no problem with engaging in that behavior. 

As I always say, your mileage may vary, but I hear a bully, one who is self-assured of being holier than thou about just about everyone, capable of using her influence to undercut anyone she doesn't approve of. She draws lines in the sand. For example, one candidate for office was one arrested for bootlegging (which by definition must have been at least 20, possibly 30 years earlier). And she seems to have spies in Mr. Lusford's place of business, as she knows for a fact that another candidate of questionable integrity recently visited that building, and stayed there quite a long time. Mr. Lusford must tell her at least three times that he didn't see the man, but she is not impressed. There are other questions of the "when did you stop beating your wife" nature along the way. 

I was reminded several times of Joe McCarthy's methods while listening to this tape, and I know that similar browbeatings have taken place over the years in Congress and elsewhere by people with certain agendas. 

Have a listen.

Download: Mrs. Mars of the WCTU Calls Mr. Lusford

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And now it's time for the "Very Short Reel" for this post. It's getting to be time that some people might be thinking about what they'll be doing on the last night of the year. So here is an ad agency named "Sound Resources" with two ads - a 60 second one and a 30 second one - for the Treasure Island Casino's New Year's Party. I advise calling first - I sort of doubt the details heard in this ad still apply. 

Download: Sound Resources - Treasure Island Casino's New Year's Party

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